walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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