You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If I die, sorry about rent.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
