Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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