Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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