hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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