My first STD was from a foam party
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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