is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I need a burrito and a hug.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So. Much. Porn.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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