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I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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