What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Gay?
German.
Pity.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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