Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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