dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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