we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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