i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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