Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
