He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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