we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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