I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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