THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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