either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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