May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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