i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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