Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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