He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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