windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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