A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
