Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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