Already got asked if we're dating
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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