Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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