whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
