in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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