Dual....:-)
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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