I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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