so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I can't put those talents on a resume
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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