It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I understand Curling. That high.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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