therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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