Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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