Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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