I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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