This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just pee around me
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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