ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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