his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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