this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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