As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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