We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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