I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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