tell your sister to shave her snatch
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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