I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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