Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
