Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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