haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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