In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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