honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just saw a hot homeless man
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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