Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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