All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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