question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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