I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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