Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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