yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
did i just pee glitter
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
dude. I can hear the air.
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