i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
When are your genitals available?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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