he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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