I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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