you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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