so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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